Season's Greetings By Josh Fisher (Xmas 08)

Twas nine nights before Christmas and one thing I know
There was lots of holiday cheer here at Brandissimo!

I sat on my bean bag playing Wedgie Toss 2
Thinking someone should write a holiday poem for you.

David Snyder flew in from a far away coast
To spread lots of good tidings with the team he loves most.

Andy, busy with budgets, his fingers not idle
In hopes that his Bruins could bring home a hoops title.

With a dip in his mouth by e-mails he's bombarded
David Gagne says "Dude… this poem is retarded!"

Molly was joyful and a happy bride too
Knowing Psyclops finished it's S-O-W

Keith isn't so ready for the holiday discussion
He's so busy on Rush… all his friends call him Russian.

While Allison looked up from her corner to ask
"Has this holiday poem been assigned as a task?"

That's when Kelly chimed in… like too many critics
We should track this poem with Google analytics.

Then May shouted "lets party! but no meat or cheese.
We can rock out to my band, have you heard Eloise?

Jimmy smiled a warm smile, filled with holiday glee
Christmas parties are great, and so is Bruce Lee!

Ajay jumped in, "bowl… that sounds like heaven!"
"And when I'm on vacation, I can sleep past eleven!"

Rich gave practical thought to his holiday moods
The Chargers may suck, but at least I have dudes.

Jim even looked up from his sketchbook to say.
You'll all be on your own, on your Mac's for the day.

And Janice sat silent she said zip, nothing, zero,
Thinking I'll kick all your butt's on the new Guitar Hero.

Mark couldn't be silent, shouting from afar.
Hey dude, after bowling lets hit up a bar!

Nic… no not saint Nic, this is Nic with "c"
Said "As long as I don't have to hear Mark sing Karaoke"

Randy thought to himself, oh for Christmas's sake.
I need way more sugar just to stay here… awake.

Ali Jumped on his desk then he shouted HEY ANDY!!
I wasn't here last year, why'd we replace the Brandi?

Kevin just looked at his coworkers with shame
"I could win free lunch every week, this is lame."

That's when Rob started to dance and to shout ho, ho, ho!!
"Goodbye microwaved leftovers… Brandissimo party hello!"

But all that aside, it's been a great year.
2008 has brought much to cheer.
And the holiday joy leaves us plenty to thank…
Hey look it's Saint Nicholas… oh wait, no that's Frank!

- Josh Fisher